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    I was thinking of the number of times I've seen people drop trou and do their business while I've been tailrace fishing. No discretion whatsoever. Bathrooms are a quarter mile away... My girlfriend doesn't like to go fishing there for that reason. The striper diaper could solve that problem... Then again so could a game warden and a few tickets.
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    I'm a little hesitant to lend my name and status to diapers---I guess it all Depends....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haywire View Post
    I'm a little hesitant to lend my name and status to diapers---I guess it all Depends....
    Ragnar Benson:
    Never, under any circumstances, ever become a refugee.
    Die if you must, but die on your home turf with your face to the wind, not in some stinking hellhole 2,000 kilometers away, among people you neither know nor care about.

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    If you don’t want striped diaper, haywire, how bout the haywire catheter.

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    Pokenfish---Very, very carefully look at those two words "Haywire" and "catheter". Each, alone, has negative and scary overtones. Put the two together and they may cause a permanent shift in the fabric of space as we know it. We really don't want to go there.

    On the other hand, I am thinking of a device designed especially for fishermen---gonna call it the pisscator.
    Last edited by Haywire; 05-02-2018 at 10:39 PM. Reason: Dog ran away

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    Just get you a condom cath and hook the drain to run down past your shoe.. just dont stand on the cement, keep it where you dribble down the planks
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    I NEVER dreamed this fun little post would go this far and never in this direction. But it's funny...
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