I flipped my golf cart!!!

One day while playing golf I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
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Elizabeth, a very attractive and accomplished golfer, living
in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Mark, and I’m OK, thanks" I replied.
"Mark, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while,
and then I'll help you get the cart back on its wheels."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered
”But I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," she insisted.
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She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, yet added,
"But my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and a brief sit in the shade,
I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now,
but I know my wife is going to be very upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile,
“She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I replied....

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that was good!!! to bad Odumba wasn't in one of those Fin

+1, lol

:D :D :D

:)Good one!

LOL I needed a good laugh! :D