Using a raccoon for bream bait

I'm not sure about fish bait but they do make a tasty adult beverage.

George, good to hear that you finally got that feeder thief.
Darned coon didn't want any of my left over smoked Kipper oil, I guess I need to leave the stinkbait for the catfish.

Yeah, Chile, I forgot to tell you that they sent the can back from the dump and said I'll have to get a special permit and send it to an approved toxic waste dump for disposal.

/me chuckles