I need fishing reports

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Originally Posted by Haywire

I went down to the pier today and yesterday and didn't get the first bite. However, this is the pier at my little fish pond near the hunting camp, and if these fish continue to not bite, I always have the option of draining the pond---that'll show 'em. They obviously don't realize that they are being pursued by the Great And Powerful Haywire.

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Maybe they DO realize that you are pursuing them and they're frozen with fear! If you were they, wouldn't you be scared of you?