Went fishing at our local lake last night and found out the Game Warden caught a guy with a bunch of under size fish and it cost him $1000.00 Legal size is 9 inches in that lake. He had some legal size in his bucket and the under size was in his trunk. Evidently the warden was watching him. Serves him right. Moral of the story, you can lie about having 9 inches to your wife but don't be lying to the G.W.
