Thread: Haywire Spit
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05-02-2018, 03:23 PM #11
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I was thinking of the number of times I've seen people drop trou and do their business while I've been tailrace fishing. No discretion whatsoever. Bathrooms are a quarter mile away... My girlfriend doesn't like to go fishing there for that reason. The striper diaper could solve that problem... Then again so could a game warden and a few tickets.
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05-02-2018, 07:09 PM #12
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I'm a little hesitant to lend my name and status to diapers---I guess it all Depends....
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05-02-2018, 07:20 PM #13
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05-02-2018, 08:22 PM #14
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If you don’t want striped diaper, haywire, how bout the haywire catheter.
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05-02-2018, 09:36 PM #15
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Pokenfish---Very, very carefully look at those two words "Haywire" and "catheter". Each, alone, has negative and scary overtones. Put the two together and they may cause a permanent shift in the fabric of space as we know it. We really don't want to go there.
On the other hand, I am thinking of a device designed especially for fishermen---gonna call it the pisscator.Last edited by Haywire; 05-02-2018 at 09:39 PM. Reason: Dog ran away
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05-03-2018, 07:41 AM #16
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Just get you a condom cath and hook the drain to run down past your shoe.. just dont stand on the cement, keep it where you dribble down the planks
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05-03-2018, 02:47 PM #17
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